March 2011
43 posts
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Man lost in Africa →
I got on this random balloon and ended up in a different continent!
Autistic boy,12, with higher IQ than Einstein...
saudihominid:
A 12-year-old child prodigy has astounded university professors after grappling with some of the most advanced concepts in mathematics.
Jacob Barnett has an IQ of 170 - higher than Albert Einstein - and is now so far advanced in his Indiana university studies that professors are lining him up for a PHD research role.
The boy wonder, who taught himself calculus, algebra,...
bibliosaurus:
if my boss says
HENCE WHY
one more time
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STAB HER IN THE JUGULAR
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A Glimpse Of What Life With Dad Would have Been...
Today was a full day. You know, one of those days that start early and finish late? I had a good time walking Hugo and meeting other dogs in the park, although I must say my dog is pretty cool compared to the rest. When I got back home, my friend had invited me to have dinner and a show with him in the lower east side. Even though I had class at 8am in the morning, it seemed like a good chance to...
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Drunk green
I will be bar tending at Mulhollands at 312 Grand street tonight. Want to see what black people do at Irish Pubs on St. Paticks day? They go bananas. It’s a long and secret tradition I haven’t been able to talk about. We bring the house down.
OFWGKTA; CRAZY FUNNY →
Epic
Battle LA
Town Of Davenport, Iowa Descends Into Hell... →
“I’m not a baby, I’m a tumor.”
– Baby tumor from Hellboy: 2
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My puppies' a W.M.D
Today is the first day I actually got mad at my dog. Well, not necessarily mad at him, just annoyed. Can you believe she actually used him as an excuse to not lay in bed with me? It’s an ultimate tool! indestructible. It’s worse than the “you know what” because it’s always around. I’m trying to figure out what men can use that would be equally as handy in those...
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Quest
Just thought I’d write a quick note informing the world that I’m on a quest to try and become a person with true virtue and character. In New York City over the last 7 months, I’ve been exposed to a new set of ideas, ambition, and fun. Not to discount all the fun I’ve had in Boston, it’s just been an interesting few months here. Nevertheless, I’m striving to be...
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“It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be...”
– J.S. Mill
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Love thy Pet
I’m taking a quick break from the plethora of reading I have for school to tell you about my brief encounter with unconditional love a owner has with his pet.
This morning I woke up with some kick in me. That is to say I woke up with a sense of purpose. I told myself I would do laundry, get all the reading I was required to do for school done, get something good to eat, and apologize to...
Funky McFunkerstein
Today was a great day,
Not only did I have an awesome time at the lower east side tenement museum, but I will be going to check out Maceo Parker and Lettuce tonight @brooklynbowl. Here’s to not drinking too much since I have class super duper early tomorrow. Plus I need to start looking for a new job. NO WORRIES THOUGH! Today was a great day. I’ll worry about tomorrow, tomorrow.
pce,
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WatchMy dog is convinced that the snow is a sign of a coming apocalypse. So no bathroom for him.
